Friday, June 10, 2005

Horses Head

Horses are strange animals. As I drive to work there are quite a few horses in the fields looking out over the drystone walls as if watching the cars go by. I sometimes wave to them but I never get a response. My friend Adrian said that horses probably dont even know that there are people in the cars and that horses are actually stupid creatures only interested in either food or running away from danger.

Gleaned this off the net somewhere :
Logic kicks ass:
1. Horses have an even number of legs.
2. They have two legs in back and fore legs in front.
3. This makes a total of six legs, which certainly is an odd number of legs for a horse.
4. But the only number that is both odd and even is infinity.
5. Therefore, horses must have an infinite number of legs.